I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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