she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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