the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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