The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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