please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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