i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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