The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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