This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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