I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Is it because I queefed?
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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