I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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