Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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