I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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