do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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