you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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