how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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