Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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