If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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