I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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