I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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