I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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