i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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