Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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