hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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