no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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