You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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