Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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