VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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