Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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