she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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