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(248): View more from Michigan

Either way I should probably pregame on the plane

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(248): Either way I should probably pregame on the plane http://tfl.nu/xs77

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(443): View more from Maryland

you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it

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(443): you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it http://tfl.nu/4e12

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(716): View more from New York

i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.

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(716): i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody. http://tfl.nu/l0aj

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(703): View more from Virginia

I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.

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(703): I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes. http://tfl.nu/i5s6

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(510): View more from California

according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"

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(510): according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins" http://tfl.nu/7zd1

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(850): View more from Florida

I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok

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They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good

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(850): I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok (850): They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good http://tfl.nu/qtm7

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything

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(715): She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything http://tfl.nu/4a6c

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(609): View more from New Jersey

promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.

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(609): promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant. http://tfl.nu/llpo

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(971): View more from Oregon

I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?

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(971): I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo? http://tfl.nu/aefb

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.

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I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.

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(610): The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom. (484): I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you. http://tfl.nu/hypz

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(770): View more from Georgia

Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.

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(770): Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station. http://tfl.nu/w23s

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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will

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(205): I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will http://tfl.nu/rm9j

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.

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(306): I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women. http://tfl.nu/1xbq

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(845): View more from New York

Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway

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(845): Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway http://tfl.nu/lj9a

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(908): View more from New Jersey

it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't

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(908): it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't http://tfl.nu/5cpt

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