so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...