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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Check the mailbox while you're out!

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  I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...

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