Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I will be naked everywhere
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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