doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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