piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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