i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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