That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
