have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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