I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.