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(630): View more from Illinois

week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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(630): week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl. http://tfl.nu/1sz9

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(317): View more from Indiana

So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?

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Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.

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(317): So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights? (1-317): Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude. http://tfl.nu/pkhp

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(518): View more from New York

Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man

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(518): Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man http://tfl.nu/kiog

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god

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(304): Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god http://tfl.nu/7ezr

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.

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(317): I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare. http://tfl.nu/t1bj

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention

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(978): fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention http://tfl.nu/iald

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

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(402): On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms. http://tfl.nu/59ye

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(260): View more from Indiana

THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL

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(260): THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL http://tfl.nu/le0h

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(250): View more from British Columbia

He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?

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(250): He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me? http://tfl.nu/sqfj

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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?

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(647): didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail? http://tfl.nu/zlp7

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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.

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Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.

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(952): I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face. (952): Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him. http://tfl.nu/f0ba

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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?

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(440): I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card? http://tfl.nu/hh1f

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....

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(610): Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something..... http://tfl.nu/e8un

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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.

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(330): Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them. http://tfl.nu/yzp3

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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.

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(720): Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol. http://tfl.nu/nxfk

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