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(813): View more from Florida

dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.

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(813): dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though. http://tfl.nu/527j

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(907): View more from Alaska

frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better

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(907): frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better http://tfl.nu/58yp

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(917): View more from New York City

Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day

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(917): Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day http://tfl.nu/w2yk

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(773): View more from Illinois

At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?

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(773): At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer? http://tfl.nu/g4aq

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(256): View more from Alabama

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..

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(256): It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.. http://tfl.nu/zyk4

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(817): View more from Texas

she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.

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(817): she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student. http://tfl.nu/paxd

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.

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(570): Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage. http://tfl.nu/7s6f

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent

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(636): Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent http://tfl.nu/1tsa

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(914): View more from New York

Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.

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(914): Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face. http://tfl.nu/vgja

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(619): View more from California

I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.

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(619): I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes. http://tfl.nu/rji6

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(620): View more from Kansas

Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.

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(620): Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day. http://tfl.nu/8ts7

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness

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(215): they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness http://tfl.nu/sk3k

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(207): View more from Maine

I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.

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(207): I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable. http://tfl.nu/3t8y

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.

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(651): I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different. http://tfl.nu/w3bu

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(423): View more from Tennessee

She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.

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(423): She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties. http://tfl.nu/apy4

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