garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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