Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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