I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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