Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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