id be glad to
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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