sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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