New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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