Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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