Whatcha textin bout Willis?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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