A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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