Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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