You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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