Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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