So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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Are we still banned from the library?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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