I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i think i just lost a toe
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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