Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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