This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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