her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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