hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the condom got lost in my hair
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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