is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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