did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize