Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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